Leave it to him to get us kicked out of a bar for hitting on an 80 year old woman. I want to be that wasted one day.
You insisted I take photos of you vomiting off the top of the tree.
Dude she has the ugliest blow job face ever.
Thanks for putting pants on me last night. And for calling me a princess.
Babe when I told you that you needed to grow up I didn't mean get drunk and sponsor 8 African kids.
your like the ambassador to my penis.
I feel like "stop licking my face" isn't something that needs to be repeated twice
did you know that my friend knows a guy with 3 balls what the actual fuck
I've had balls on my face twice in last 48 hours and I STILL haven't got laid!
Asking the homeless man what buss shelter is the warmest was not a good idea
I just find it funny that nobody ever threatens to call the cops on us until we have a Harry Potter party
I like using largw condoms because they are more comfortable but also I feel bad because it's like false advertisement
Blood everywhere...karaoke was nice
One day i'll wow you with artfully trimmed pubes.
I’m going to have to rewatch all of them. Drugs, man.
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