Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
Just saw a car with license plate GYPSYS that was full of gypsies
you alive?
ya, the episode of maury where people are afraid of things are on, i had to keep livin
I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
It was 5 a.m. and we found him making margaritas with nyquil...
She's the hottest girl I've ever seen before and didn't lose her virginity until she was 19. As men, I take it as failure on our part that hot 19 year old virgins still exist.
do you think theyll let us bring mariachis to the strip club?
putting weed in the twinkies box was possibly the best idea you've ever had
Glow parties are what I live for
Your priorities in life astound me
Im going to hell in a hand basket. With a ribbon tied to my head. I'll be like a puppy for the devil.
It's not even close to Halloween but there is a girl in a nurses outfit. Twerk or twat.
moms trying to set me up with a 28 year old. hes graduated university like im getting high in my bed and he's an adult
Some guy named spider just bought me 5 shots
I admit I fucked your best friend, but to be fair, you fucked the tristate area. So there's a good chance about 40% of those people are MY friends.
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