covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
a woman just threw her tv out the window while screaming "will you fucking work now?". i'm never moving
Reason #437 to hate Louisiana: Just went to the public bathroom at work. It was so humid the toilet seat was damp and sticky. Either it's the humidity or I sat in somebody's yesterday piss. I choose to believe the humidity.
she made me cover her fishbowl with my shirt because she "didn't want to corrupt it."
I'm talking like I woke up and her bra was spinning around caught on my ceiling fan
If I die I am blaming you for not answering to tell me the proper dosage of horse tranquilizers to take
This girl can open a bottle without using her hands and she's 21. She meets my standards
She kept screaming "best case scenario"
Got a stripper to howl at my wolf shirt.
I swear my vagina formed calluses just to deal with how big he is
Your friends turned off our power in the basement and when we went to turn it back on I got sprayed in the face with a fire extinguisher. FYI.
We definitely need to avoid these "I'm gonna get stabbed if I stay here any longer" partys
the last thing i remember was the norwegian kid tacking a bag of wine to the ceiling, then boom! shower drain.
I was in the rappers prayer circle. Then they're blunt circle
I plan on getting so intoxicated, that I think it's MY own birthday
Can I play this game?
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