ps i'm pretty sure i was blacked out when we hooked up? good thing i was w. you and not an actual diddler or an organ harvester
Hahaha. Shut up you were blacked out my ass. U were str8 mixin it up with urs truly like it was ur J-O-B
Have you learned any life lessons?
I like big butts and I cannot lie.
We almost didn't get a second pitcher, but now we're getting a sixth.
this girl walked outta his room as i was walkin in to scottys and i just say " time for the walk of shame baby! whoooo!". she ran away
We saw a kid playing in poison ivy. We walked away, he'll learn his lesson.
Yeah, my mom walked in on us. Instead of yelling, she went and hid in the bathroom til we finished. It was pretty classy.
I always figured rock bottom would've involved more hookers
please tell me why my pillow is wearing your thong...
...i wondered where i left that...
no, she just came home, mumbled about being a gerbil out of water then ate half cooked chicken nuggets.. normal night
he just exposed your dildo usage to the table.
Is there a polite/non-lush way to ask how alcohol ranks on their list of priorities? Because like idk how to break the ice furreal.
I literally just skipped to the fridge when I realized we had enough vodka left to get day drunk
I'll say this one last time. You are TWENTY FIVE YEARS OLD. You are not going to die alone and this is not the twilight of your life. Stop taking shrooms on your period!!!!
That went from 0 to lesbian orgy much faster than expected...
Santa tracker drinking game, you in or what?
Randomize
