What can i say im a girl who smells like weiners.
Can you tell me we didn't drink from a fish bowl we found in the bathroom last night? I know it would be a lie; I just need to hear it.
she must wash her vagina with a dirtier vagina
not sure what i find more disconcerting, your text or the fact that i recognized that as a dane cook quote
mimosa in my stainless steel water bottle. going green is not that bad.
And he tried to make it as casual as possible by asking where i was going on vacation while he was poundin me.
Her bed looked like it had just hosted a water balloon fight. It was that good.
Don't be offended. I can't even stand sleeping next to my dildo after I'm done, let alone a whole person.
She was mid-sentence and then BOOM the hammock broke off the tree. I about pissed myself. Hot Sprite and Vodka make the world go round.
I feel like I got hit by a bus. A head on collision with my vag.
Woke up with your brother in my bed...where do you want me to return him?
My mom just covered me while I peed in the street. I love her. i also love parents weekend.
the bar didnt serve shots so jim ordered us jaeger neat. it worked.
Did you feel uncomfortable?
For a little while. Then I got really high and ate a bunch of animal crackers out of some dudes pocket while we chilled on their super comfortable couch.
some people waaaaait a lifetime for a hookuppp like this some people seeeearch forever for that one special handjobbb
He said when the pizza came I zip locked one slice and went to the couch and snuggled with it. Does that give you an idea of how my night was?
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