I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
He must be back home now. He moved his box of beer from her porch to ours.
It could have went better. They kicked us out of the casino and I drunkenly whipped her across the face with a fishing pole. Long story.
the "its better than getting an actual virus from an actual porn star" argument failed.
this is your 3rd pregnancy scare in 2 years, I think its time for you to re-evaluate the whole 'im a lesbian' thing
I really have to stop waking up in hot tubs on Friday mornings.
Just found out they make medicinal lollipops, bought like 40 of them. Gonna go fill a pediatricians lollipop bowl.
I have so much shit FLYING through my head. They're all in magic carpets and everything
I thought she was being abused so tried to go in at the sympathy angle, but the bruises were from pole dancing. I went in at all angles.
Hold on... Are we having an intellectual conversation about porn?
Yup
I love us.
if you're the one who put those dollar bills in my bra last night, thank you because I just used that money to get myself a coffee
Do you think the police would frown on me opening a psych drug pharmacy on the side? Just to dispose of my drugs without polluting the water supply! It is for the animals!
I think it's time to give up this life and become vikings. You in?
Yeah well I just had an orgasm on my bathroom floor so there's a first for everything I guess
How have you been? I haven’t talked to you since you dyed your pubes.
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