I hope my future cuntsucker is that tight
You went to church with your boobs hanging out?
Theyr'e a gift from god, I figured I should show him i'm using them well.
I got really high with eric & scott.. they're discussing why words sound the way they do.. it's going to get messy
mid blow job she looked up and said "we aren't even facebook friends!"
Call me as soon as you're able to dial a phone. I just took a shit behind a building in broad daylight and need to get the fuck outta here soon.
If graduating leads me to stop getting naked at inappropriate times in public places I'm going to be pissed
I've never heard "I will drown your mother in vanilla pudding" as an insult before, and then last night happened.
Last thing I remember was a hand in the pants. Then I woke up next to a full beer and a McDouble, which I promptly had for breakfast.
She has the best kind of daddy issues
I bought a machete, tennis balls, and matches. How is this NOT going to be a great night?
You ask to touch his thighs ten times and called them magnificent.....need I say more
Good morning! Spongebob is on channel 257 when you wake up. Help yourself to breakfast. You were great last night. See you when I get back.
Dont ask questions just say words. where can i find plan b?
We just started our own DARE program: Drugs are really enjoyable.
My professor just said irregardless, get me out of here
I guess he's ir-illiterate
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