I'm drinking on the job... HEAVILY
do you think they make care bear costumes for cats?
It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
Had a 3 sum last night, and today food just taste better and the air seems so much fresher!
Dear yesterdays makeup, Thank you for always being there when I stay up late binge drinking on weeknights and am running late to work Friday morning. You're the best.
What wine goes with Cap'n Crunch?
Just got physical proof that at 6 am i was running around with raw potatoes threatening to mash them on his floor. Hello, Mobile uploads
I might have snap chatted him. So here's what I need you to do. Find him. Abduct him. Get his phone. View the chat so he can't. Then, buy him ice cream. He deserves ice cream.
The inflatable penis from those pics was mine... We broke him that night
I'm just going to have crazy good sex with him until one of us developed feelings that works in the movies right?
This electrician is just ripping my house apart and I'm too hungover to ask questions
I danced shirtless on a platform with a fucking stripper who went to MIT
I'm hungover and eating lunch at an elementary school. The children are barking. Litrealy barking, like dogs.
I just want to see you and express my feelings in a drunken manner, but in a sweet way like my english accent.
i made that whipped coffee shit today. took six pouches of instant espresso.
please tell me you didn’t consume six shots of espresso
:)
i can feel colors
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