I can't believe believe she called me a slut. She doesn't know anything about me or my life.
Shit, that's something a lot of sluts say.
ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
I had another sleeping on concrete incident.
The bender is in full force. After 2 bloody mary's at breakfast we are now drinking vodka redbull "as a precaution" so we will stay awake for the club tonight.
I'm watching the red sox through my neighbors window from my bathroom. We're winning btw.
Last night he tried to put me in their garbage can and then sprayed me with a fire extinguisher in their kitchen...that house is always interesting
this just proves how much faith i have in "us".. what should we be for halloween..?
I mean we had sex in a crib. You tell me how my night was.
Seriously??? You send me boob shots with your husband and kids in them???
Also I would love to pregame at your place if I weren't stuck at mine drinking laxatives
HE JUST ALLUDED TO FUCKING MY FRESH LOAF OF BREAD
I think I fucked someone on the flight home last night.
*6am blends another margarita* *615am blends straight tequila*
I'm that daughter that had to send her mother "DON'T GET SHITFACED" & yes, in ALL CAPS.
fell asleep while jerking off ln. woke up to my hand in my pants and my cat crawling all over me
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