What's the procedure for failed threesomes? Do I friend her on facebook this morning?
its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
insurance, jail, and birth control were made for people like us.
He shit in the bushes next to the pool at the Venetian, after throwing up in the hallway. You really can do anything in Vegas.
She just asked me if I was going to kiss her cat goodby too... This is why we don't stay till last call.
I was preparing to do my walk of shame shirtless, but then I found my sweater, wallet and keys neatly piled under a tree in the park.
Does peppermint hummus sound good or am I just high?
I forgot how wholesome of a place a park is when youre not drinking there.
You don't have anything to lose--we've established that he's not going to murder you and he smells good.
I think I'm a wingman for every guy who bangs a girl I scarred in highschool.
If you've never been pounded by an Eastern European body builder, I would highly recommend it.
remember when I lost my virginity and said I could see myself becoming a sex addict?? Well I'm pretty sure that time has come
Taco Bell is giving high school kids free tacos STEAL YOUR BROTHER'S WALLET I'LL BRING THE WEED.
I imagine you as a cat holding your burrito with two paws and cutely eating it
Security showed up because apparently we were fucking too loud.
As your roommate I can attest that y'all do indeed fuck rather loudly
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