is it cool if i come over and use your computer?
what happened to yours?
i got a little to drunk last night and threw up on it...then i tried to wash it off under the sink.
She was adopted and used to dance at Sapphire. just my speed.
i don't remember but I assumed it was bad when I woke up with directions from his house to mine already pulled up on my phone
Pre-St Patricks Day Log: Threw up across a 14ft radius, this is why the irish dont drink tequila
we need 14,000 post its to execute this plan
I'm not a creep or anything, just a lost soul looking for a good lay
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
Well on a positive note, crystal light now comes in margarita flavor
Our house almost burnt down last night. I woke up at 4:10am to the smoke alarm going off bc the bean bag chair was on fire so i extinguished it and smoked a bowl at 4:20 to celebrate my fire extinguishing abilities
No, no, we have to calibrate. What is the maximum amount of trouble we can get into without going to jail?
Maybe we could get a groupon for vasectomy. I'm game.
She just spat tequila at me... Like a fountain... A broken fountain
If you need anything just hit me up
Pancakes
Noted.
I smoked my last bong as the sun rose. It was magical.
Hey does the gas gauge in your car work?
Nevermind...we figured it out. Heres a more relevant question, does your insurance have roadside assistance?
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