And her vagina tasted EXACTLY like a slim jim
She offered to make me a fruit roll up salad for breakfast...I'm not sure if that's the coolest or weirdest thing ever...
You better have your party panties on Saturday!
Why only Saturday?
Well I have an AA meeting Sat morning so I'm going to try to take it easy Fri.
I always give him head in random places, it's a guessing game for his cock.
I came so hard just now that I think I may have regenerated.
Sweet and genuine is kinda lame. I'm more of a bust all over your face and hair kinda guy.
Uhm the hair is off limits bro, conditioner can only go so far.
Bro? You just made it a target.
I waxed the left side of it and was in too much pain to do the right side so my crotch looks like cruella devil
Either I'm deep cleaning my apartment out of severe academic procrastination or I'm subconsciously nesting and need to take a pregnancy test.
Just got flashed by an entire bus of girls in school uniforms. We then had to wait beside each other at a light. It was awkward.
BTW I totally understand panda express being popular amongst the highs. I can feel the shrimp being slaughtered in my mouth. It's fantastic.
I heard moaning and ass slapping and sponge bob.
Totally forgot I asked the cop for a theoretical fist bump and he still let me drive away
Drank your wedding present. Sorry
It was a simpler time. With fewer STDs.
I do not love him. There is no love. Only sex and meatloaf.
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