Do I give off a "I have a sex tape" vibe???
He gave his mom his old phone, and I am SO paranoid
Did you send adult things?
Um. Yes would be the understatement of the year
It was kind of weird
What did your mom walk in?
She flung her tampon across the room.
He makes me wish my vagina was bigger... This must be what love feels like.
You are so lucky that drugs are going to kill you before I do.
Dude he's not responding... I'll take that as an unpleasant visit to the clinic
This taco party has no tacos, just a hot asian guy in booty shorts. We were lied to.
If graduating leads me to stop getting naked at inappropriate times in public places I'm going to be pissed
At our floor meeting the RA was talking about bathroom hygiene and I really wanted to be like "what about shower sex."
Valid question
Back. Waiting on Thong the shuttle bus driver. THONG
I thought about mashed potatoes the whole way home
I was the only one in group sessions to bring up sex as a stress reliever. Some of those people were awfully judgy despite the fact we were all in a psych ward.
i got kicked out of the casino for drunken disorderly conduct because i kept stumbling into old people and one of them told on me. as the boucer was taking down my information so i could no re-enter i ripped my id out of his hands while yelling fuck you.
Caitlin, you were laying in your bed feeding your dog ritz chips and singing a whole new world at 4am loud enough your neighbors came over an asked you to stop.
I love my life
She’s either doing coke or thinks my cock has the Covid vaccine. Either way I haven’t worn clothes in 3 days
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