We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
He said he only talked to me because I talk dirty in bed.
every time I hook up with him I think about the fact that penicillin was a mistake too... and look how well that turned out. It makes me feel just a little bit better.
I was just told by a cop that my party was the most epic party they ever crashed
Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
can I come stay the night
yeah, but no sex tonight
I'll stay home
Tomorrow morning i will black in to find a christmas tree in my room that i dont remember how i got. I love college
Oh my god. A memory of last night just came to me. One of our neighbors joked about Thomas having a big dick and I just kept shaking my head profusely.
Oh, fuck yeah. I swear I came with every bite. Not even joking. Messiest meal ever.
Wow, thanks for ruining pizza for me. I didn't think it was possible.
Never thought I'd say this but the maple syrup flavored vodka probably wasn't our best idea
The attempted closet masturbation was unforgivable.
That was the most fucked up I've ever seen him. He had the fucking Canola Oil!
Dude, you vomitted into a trashcan wearing your bear hands and high heels. Your drug dealer even said that was rough.
But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public.
My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly.
I cannot believe I accepted his penis into my body.
I just spent 30 minutes plucking my 2 month grown out pubes with tweezers so I’m hope your night is going better than mine
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