I was so drunk last night, I had to Wikipedia what i did.
I'm basically sure i was the reason for glitter on his penis
so my car got towed last night. I didnt know it cost 118 dollars to have a college experience
So I drew a giant robot attacking a city on the chem test. My TA colored in the fire on the burning building
Just had a flashback of you announcing "your nipples aren't that big for the size of your boobs, I've seen them"
You started laughing mid-cry and when I asked you said, "my tears taste like vodka."
Katie told the cabby "when the boat docks I'm getting off with you"
At orientation, some girl is asking, loudly, where she can get weed. Everyone looks discussed but are paying very close attention to people's answers.
The gay is strong with you! You're more concerned about my outfit than my safety.
sometimes u just have to say fuck it and help a straight sixteen year old break into her uncles gay bar.
You told us that you don't have to wait in line at Taco Bell. Then, drove up to the window and grabbed someone else's food.
There they were doing the deed on the beach, looked like two seagulls fighting over a chicken bone.
Chili is not acceptable fuck buddy food.
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
My ex's girlfriend just invited me clubbing. Guess who won the breakup?
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