Is it bad to use cherry nyquil as substitute for grenadine? Because i just went there.
Nah, totally cool. It already has the alcohol in it.
We got so high yesterday we tried watching soccer
This morning my mouth tasted like fruit trees, battery acid, and magnums. Transferring schools was the best decision Ive ever made.
I wanted to be mature but the vodka was resilient.
Drinking heavily at 3pm and about to rescue a 30lb street turtle. Dont even bother attempting to rise to this level bitch
What would you say is the recommended tip for a hotel maid who has to clean up vomit on just about every surface of a hotel bathroom?
Everyone here knows me as 'that chick who will most likely steal your girlfriend'. My 99% success rate tells me this name is acceptable.
you never know what sharing a kayak could lead to
It's true
I don't think you should say "suck my dick" and then proclaim to be a messiah, of any sort.
sorry for the random call. He stopped mid-sex because he wanted confirmation that I was really a reverend.
HE WAS SUPPOSED TO BE THE TROPHY HUSBAND! I WAS GOING TO BE THE SUCCESSFUL ONE!
I'm now using my vagina for good, not evil. Trying to restore balance to the force.
When your job has killed your spirit to the point that you don't want to flirt with the cute, tall guy at Enterprise
GIRL PLEASE. GO BACK AND POP THE TITTY OUT
I just bumped into this random I hooked up with a few years ago at Steve's party. Talk about a fingerblast from the past!
I was peer pressured into smoking weed by a bunch of LGBTQ teenagers
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