Stalkers don't have time for showers...it's a full time job
Take this only to mean that we love you, but we're having a serious, half-hour, hypothetical discussion about how far we think we could throw you.
I think their strategy was based on people bein at a beach, seein a rainbow, and havin an orgasm at the same time.
I action rolled over a firepit. Twice. I am the action roll king
YOU SUCK AT REPLYING IM IRRESPOSNIBLY DRUNK WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING WITH YOU LIFE. celebrate the magicness with me.
i'm sitting in class and looking at who would die if all the fans suddenly fell from the ceiling. i guess i have next year to pass history..
I am going to make your legs soar from cumming so much
Like they're going to fly away?
Hey, umm this is awkward but I want to apologize in case you find gum in your pubes. Not sure if I swallowed it or spit it out. It's all a blur.
I'm currently looking through google images of circumsized penises and realizing how vital pre-marital sex is.
EVERYONE IS SPEAKING SPANISH. I ONLY KNOW HOLA.
Fuck edible panties there is a dress made out of bacon
HIS BALLS ARE HEAVEN SENT FROM THE VELVET ANGLES.
Pretty sure my boss knows there's Jack smell coming out of my pores right now... He just gave me a look...
You really need to stop getting injured so often it's really starting to negatively impact my sex life. Oh and get well soon. . . no seriously though hurry the fuck up.
We found you with your penis in the vacum hose crying softly...
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