Wanted to apologize for chris browning you when you were on my computer.
is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
An alarm set every 45 minutes saying "FATTY" and one every afternoon saying "CASPER" every day until spring break is a foolproof plan to being bikini ready
It didn't go so well. He got drunk and asked my dad if 'front or back' virginity mattered more.
She told me she wanted to wax my ass. I'm terrified and oddly aroused.
Awkward family moment #1: walked in on my 15 yr old nephew packing a bowl. Nephew says- "lets not ruin christmas and keep this our little secret"
You better wipe the dick of your lips before you come smoke this blunt.
Got into the physics lab with my student id, hooked up over break when school was closed. I regret no payments for tuition.
You insisted we put glow sticks on you so that we didn't lose you if you went pee in the dark.
Would you have sex with a guy wearing a Batman mask?
It's all hypothetical, I don't have a Batman mask... yet...
Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
I found my hair extensions. They were in my hamper.
he kissed both of us goodnight when we dropped him off...I didn't know if I was more offended or impressed
i think she learned that just cuz half shots were easier, doesnt mean she can have triple as many.
Randomize
