hot mess party of 2 ur bar is now available
I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
I'm okay, they said the swelling should go down in a week. But next time I'm shitwrecked, please make sure to remind me that I can't open a champagne bottle with corkscrew.
i made it my goal to pee in the sink of every apartment we went to last night. i didnt use the toilet once
He told me he wouldn't do any drunk sluts but me. I guess that's sort of a compliment...?
Something about a hand job in a car doesn't scream girlfriend
going to class with no bra.. is that saying "i don't give a fuck i'm one hour away from thanksgiving break?"
I automatically know you're drunk now as soon as you start yelling in spanish
I swear to god, if you fuck the hot one you're paying me back for the shot I just bought her
He compared my blow job skills to finding gold treasure in a gold chest, so there's that.
this party is nice, but i have to go home and cry over anime in order to fill my daily quota of suffering
I was struggling morally, but once I let go, I came pretty hard.
I described my life as a 7 layer cake of death
What can i say, my face is nice and my body is just unreal. And my beer pouring/stealing is incredible \n
so hungover. idk whos house or comp im on
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