I mean I knew we were putting on quite a show but I didnt realize HOW good until I woke up and 4 people were passed out with their ears to the bedroom door.
If it was designed to hold water, it was designer to hold wine
Why yes actually, getting stoned and reading an AARP magazine IS totally where I wanted my night to end!
I'm sorry I compared your vagina to nascar
Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
Apparently from about 3-5AM I was consoling that crying stripper about her life choices.
You peed on someone's house because they had a Wisconsin flag.
I was expecting it to be of the "I am your vagina's reckoning" caliber.
Yo if you blacked out last night, careful going through your purse. There's cocaine in a lollipop wrapper.
I bruised my dick hopping over that fence last night
Ur wingman ability is causing serious doubt
Ok first off its WAY easier if you are actually here
he has the ass of a greek god and he made me breakfast
He was standing in the living room wearing a Donald Trump wig and looking very disappointed
I like how I can go from sucking dick in the my basement to singing along to veggie tales with my family in a span of 10 minutes.
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