Exactly. I don't do penetration on the first date. Blowjobs however are perfectly acceptable.
I encourage the greeting beej. It determines if the dick is worth keeping around.
Good thing you left when you did - ended up getting banned from jimmy johns.
I'd call her a cunt, but she dooesn't seem to have the depth or warmth.
someone put bongwater in my humidifier again THIS NEEDS TO STOP
I might lose an organ but I've got booze. I'll be fine.
The trashcan full of everclear punch caught on fire...you should probably come home now.
bad news.. campus security walked me home last night and when i tried to tell them where i lived they assured me they knew where our house was.
Well for number 40 i would prefer to at least like the guy attached to the dick
Nothing like playing hide and seek with a state patrol officer early in the morning to get your heart rate up.
Yo this huge scar on my head from the car accident is truly a vag magnet. Probably because I'm telling people I was attacked by a mountain lion and killed it with my bare hands. But hey when life gives you lemons, you use them to get pussy
So I woke up really sad and then I looked in the cabinet and there was weed and now I'm not sad anymore
I'm not complaining, but why is it that every time I hang out with you I come home with random injuries and random girls?
help. his tongue is stuck. Its not what you think. Hurry.
I feel like I purchased a one way ticket to hell last night and its non refundable.
That would involve putting on clothes and I don't think I can face that right now.
Randomize
