does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
For the whole 7 seconds I lasted, I was in heaven.
I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
i mean he wasn't bad looking, but i wouldn't have slept with my professor if i knew everyone would get an A
I drew a venn diagram at the top of my final comparing stuff i know and stuff on the test.
She was puking in a plastic bag while cleaning where she puked on the floor. She knows how to multitask.
I woke up next to him fully clothed but my thong was around his neck. Polling to decide if we had sex or not starts now.
Tell me about it I woke up on your couch with only my underwear on and a 26 year old wrapped around me. I thought my thirties would be different.
I'm just gonna go have sex with whom ever is in the men's room.
I couldn't find pants for like 20 minutes so I was butt ass naked just sitting on your floor
Would I be crazy if I drove 1,000 miles for some dick? What mile does it become ridiculous?
we should start a freak-out-the-cashier-contest. I just bought JerseyShore Season2, red high heels, and nipple soothing pads
My roommate wasn't home and I was too drunk and tired so I peed in the trash can. Twice.
This is the Front Desk Lady from the Saturolite Inn. Your friend is passed out in the lobby. Please come help her.
You’d probably be happy to know that I think I’ve mastered the skill of knowing “my type” and then steering clear
FINALLY. I THOUGHT THIS DAY WOULD NEVER COME!
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