Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
Dan is more possessive of me than a Michael Jackson is of McCully Caulkin
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True, R.I.P.
just used a paint mixing cup as a shot glass. thank u art school.
I just puked in a penis shaped cake pan. I've hit an all new low for a Tuesday.
Drunkasaurus has found a new cave to eat all the children she captured
I need to get you away from Bacardi 151 and out from under the bed
I'm training him to sit when I whistle the tune from the hunger games. I'm going to be the coolest parent ever.
I can't remember much from that party after we snapchatted my dancing boobs to all of her contacts
You know you're in the hamptons when it's 10pm And you kind of want to vomit white wine on rug that costs more than your apartment.
REWARD BLOWJOB!! STAY RIGHT WHERE YOU ARE I'LL BE THERE IN FIVE MINUTES.
I don't want to get pregnant doggy style. That's sad.
I can see their wedding vows now: 'Til basicness do us part
He had a hook in his ceiling. I think I'm in love!
Well I didn't spend $7 on an Uber just to get limp dick
I got so tired of my roommates fucking in the tub I took a shit in it. Surprise!
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
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