It's not kidnapping if it's romantic
I had no idea a 5'8 girl could fit entirely on her knees in front of the passenger seat of a Sunfire, but I am very happy to now have that knowledge.
And with me just getting pulled over and you maxing your card out on tennis balls I don't know if we can afford it
This is most sickening thing I've ever seen, and I threw up my body weight in jello shots on my birthday.
I know everybody has skeletons in their closet but why are all of mine so slutty?
You did profess your love for cotton multiple times and your hatred for all other fabrics
Im about to smoke a huge bowl. My penis is so happy. Who needs girls.
I just realized that in 3 weeks it becomes sad if I make everything into a drinking game. Fuck growing up
Dude I thought she was trying to turn my dick inside out
That moment when you can't decide if you should vote for the random frat guy you have head to at the beginning of the semester for business and technology senator.
Never in my life did I think i would give a blow job in the bathroom of my old elementary school. Twice.
We need to find out what drug we took so we can take it everyday from here on out
We walked around last night for hours saying nothing but nom nom nom and barking at each other.
Who knew removing piercings would be so radical?
Come to my place after work and we can discuss our finances over a coors delight and a fire ball shot
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