the amount of blow i got, New years should last a week.
There is a bruise on my cock the size of a golfball. Bad sign.
Give me a heads up the next time you BBM me a voicenote of you cumming so I'll make sure not to play it while in the car with my parents. Miss you too.
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
its not like she's the last girl on the planet with symmetrical breasts and great skin
Basically I learned last night that if you're too polite people will think it's okay to play with your nipples when really its not even a little okay
Yeah.. he went to Tebow in the middle of the crosswalk and got hit by a cab... The yellow ones really don't stop
Just grabbing my bra from a history teacher's desk in the Humanities building. Maybe I should stop drinking on weeknights
Do I not have a Brazilian bc of my boyfriend situation or do I not have a boyfriend bc of my brazilian situation?
When we were eating pie last night, I dropped some, and not only did you not judge me for far surpassing the 5 second rule, you let me use your foot to sock mop with. You're a good friend.
You're tall, so I have high hopes for your dick.
I threw up this morning to Silent Night playing in background. It was actually quite soothing.
The only joy I have here is being able to shit with the door open.
I convinced her that there were two p's in Chipotle - the 2nd one was silent.
We watched ESPN, hooked up, got waffles. You know, a typical weekend.
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