is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
my roommate left her license, credit card, and cellphone on her desk. I feel like this is a trap.
I bought a Christmas tree in my drunken state last night, after walking a half mile in search of vino and prior to my apparently playing boardgames with my boyfriend's family. There is no way you are on my level.
Just had to have the guy at Sprint clear the dried cum out of the trackball on my Blackberry. Wonder if that happens to him often.
U sang "shots, shots, shots" then walked 2 ur top drawer and threw socks everywhere singin "SOCKS, SOCKS, SOCKS!"
On the way home from Florida I threw up at the beginning border and ending border of 6 states. You win this year Spring Break.
If I start taking birth control 8 days after we had sex do you think it'll stop the baby from being made?
The only thing the cop asked me is..... "how are you still alive"?
I know i should have focused more on what you were saying in the text rather than the fact you spelt "suicidal" wrong
i wanna pet his head its so fluffy. were gonna open a petting zoo
Whore. There is deli meat in my wallet.
I will take a blow job from a dude that kinda looks like a girl at this point
i decided if i had to, i could survive with only 3 fingers on each hand.
YOURE ABOUT TO SEE SO MUCH UNCIRCUMCISED DICK
i'm high and self actualising, please send help
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