i have the same doorman on the day shift as the guyi shacked with has on the night shift. he just laughed at me when i came home this AM. FML
about to try to wax my asshole... wish me luck
I have to brush my teeth today to feel like I did something.
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
The bartender just asked me if I owned stock in Jameson. I've been here for less than an hour and he's already judging me.
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
If this week is any indication of my life here I've got to get out ASAP. My liver can't hack it.
You didn't know it was a gay bar until the 7th guy rejected you. You were crying because you thought it was just a bad night. No more for you.
you're being fucking weird and i don't like it. text me when you're not being the after picture on a poster for rehab
He must have sensed I was about to trade him in...he's really stepped up his sex game
Just found out that his ringtone for me is a train blowing bc and I quote 'I know when you call I'm getting laid'
My sheer presence has sent the hipsters running in terror. I expect no problems.
And I must've sleep walked to the fridge cause when I woke up, there I was, balls deep in a fudge pop.
It's not as funny as it sounds. I shit myself at the company Christmas party.
Getting high with your mom, but thinking of you!
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