Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
I think I saw a glimmer of recognition, but she must not have been able to make me out through all of her whorishness.
bruce springsteen sings some of the most romantic songs i've ever heard.
the hells wrong with u
I just febrezed the jizz on my pants and wore them again, gross or eco-friendly?
Eco-friendly.
On a scale of "impaired judgement" to "Mel Gibson," how drunk are you?
Toaster
that's not even the weird part though. he already knew where the bathroom was, he might have been here before..
First lesson of the year: don't close the bar on mondays
that beer fried lasagna last night was sooo good
that wasnt beer fried lasagna, you just poured beer on my lasagna
Accidently said "your going to hurt the baby" when he got forceful with his thrusts. I guess I forgot to mention to him that we are pregnant.
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
I hope so much that you got average or above average dick tonight because I wish you the best
You're wasting your dick. It needs to be bestowed upon the masses.
wtf guys I thought we agreed on no more knives. So much for not destroying the house
I'm wearing a sports bra. Of course I'm not getting laid tonight.
she compared me favorably to her vibrator
which one?
Randomize
