yea, the bartender wouldn't serve you because you kept asking for "a slice of beer"
The lid of our salsa is promoting a contest that ended in July '09
4 to the list in one week. Slutsville isn't as fun as the brochure promised.
You dislocated his arm and then bought him two shots to numb the pain while you pushed it back in
the outcome of this sandwich determines whether or not i do anything else with my day..
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
the best part was at the strip club when he said he was "here to pick up my wife. she's up on stage.....wait that's my aunt". only in Ottawa.
I just went to add a song I had never heard before to my "high as fuck" playlist and it was already there.
The only thing left on my Bucket List is getting fingered at an aquarium.
I just saw your brother in some random persons yard climbing a tree. Just saying.
Probably on drugs.
You need to get out of there before he falls in love with you.
They left me at home... I'm a liability
There's something about a foam party that makes freshman want to turn their lives into full blown shit shows. And I'm ok with the fact I am one of those.
His sisters are going to have a heyday finding all those condoms in their bunk beds.
I’m on my way to fuck the new hockey player
Ride him like a Zamboni
Randomize
