you dont have to exercise, you threw up last night!
I swear that men would be more efficient if they had a semen gauge on their penises
maybe after you take off her top her face will be hotter
You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
i feel like his penis is a security blanet. i cant fall asleep unless its in my hand
nothing worse than sitting down ready for a solid porn sesh to find out your internet is out. comcast owes me a handjob
they named it eva bongoria. i had to hit it based on the name alone.
promise me that when we are 32, we will look nothing like Kim Zolciak. Promise me right this instant.
If you fuck her, Im going to call you and I want you to cough 2 times.
once again, we need to groom him to be a better human being. using liquor and tits.
Figured out how I got so much alcohol in my hair: tried to drink my drink using my cleavage as a cup holder. Missed my drink hole and got it all in my hair
Some guy just hit on me and then said, well you look too young to ride the emotional roller coaster and guestured to his dick.
Enough talk of my burning loins. How is your day?
DONT TELL ME I CANT HAVE AN ENTIRE BOTTLE OF VODKA AT DINNER. IM AN ADULT. I PAY BILLS.
I am passing the whore torch on to you my friend. Do me proud
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