this is a family affair. You're an embarrassment.
whatever it's not my family
Don't tits with veins remind you of road maps?
better question... why wasnt i wearing a cape the previous 20 years of my life???
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
If he starts "inventing" things cut him off. The last thing he invented was chocolate chip green beans and he destroyed my kitchen
I feel choking has become trendy-- ita losing its effect. I may just have to go back to missionary to spice it up
That's the kind of break up sex that keeps couples together. Damn.
I assume some self respect is too lofty of a gift idea
Treating myself to outback while reading the entire manual that comes with my birth control in public. Is this what single has come to?
At some point, you're going to have to talk to a tree and do what it says
So uh... Did you mail me business cards that describe my profession as "tortured soul"?
Oh and he asked if I would occasionally still blow him if we had children. It was so romantic.
Never underestimate the power of titties
Bro i just made a pipe out of a mechanical pencil and the top to an eye drop bottle. Does that make me some kind of pot god?
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
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