i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
don't tell me about being eco-friendly. i just threw up in the same bag i bought my liquor in. RECYCLING
Just because im a good person doesn't mean that I don't reserve the right to be a complete dick about it.
All i want to do is drink fuck and cry... you dont have to cater all three its more like the saddest choose your own adventure ever
She spilled creme de menthe on her crotch and I told her she looked like a menstruating Vulcan (costume idea!). Obviously, I went home alone.
I can't drink with the moms anymore. All they talk about is lactating.
She asked if i could guess "what shape her carpet was". I got it wrong (christmas tree).
I keep shaking cocoa puffs out of my hair. Best Sunday Funday ever.
doing the walk of shame back to your house in nothing but a bed sheet was definitely not one of my proudest moments..
Tequila ran out around 11 so she let them do body shots of chips and guacamole instead
Dude they are making elephants out of dollar bills. I'm way too high for this
Get to the bar now. Ryan is single again and every skank on campus that has heard story about his dick is circling like a shark. A cock hungry shark
I think I'm more excited for Santa to come now that I made a drinking game out of it
PROBABLY?!! And here I was, about to buy you a glow-in-the-dark banana-flavored cock ring... Now I "probably" won't.
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