Would it be quicker to bike the freeway home?
i feel like after you turn 30 you aren't supposed to black out anymore
She is the perfect woman. She cooks, gives good head and doesn't care that I have a small penis.
I was in bed at 845. Affairs take a lot out of people
Why do I have peacock feathers super glued to my body?
incase your class ends early, there are three naked guys in our room. but don't get too excited, they're all gay.
You stumbled in the house, mumbled something about a cheese party, grabbed a block of cheese and the whiskey, and left.
His fucking was so lame I considered painting my nails during...
she broke my one feeling. seriously I think she broke my dick.
she just announce I'm david copper field and tried to shove a napkin down my throat
So, were they human bite marks at least?
Your guess is as good as mine.
she broke up with me the week she got divorced. maybe I should grab a beer with her ex
So random question. Does beer act the same as other alcohol disinfectants?
I want to be a supportive friend to her, but I also want to sleep with her ex now that he's single.
just because he was passed out beside the toilet, didn't give you tge right to pee on him
my aim is off when im drunk
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