He called me "the Joe Montana of blowies." Not sure if that is an accomplishment or an insult, but going off of the amount of condensation on the windows of my car, I'm gonna just do a little touchdown dance and pass out.
we do all of our sexting over chat on words with friends, so my boyfriend doesn't know about it when he looks at my texts.
My chemistry professor just asked me if I ever found a ride home from the bar last Saturday
Note to self glow in the dark nail polish can be quite the mood killer during sex especially when you notice its working for the first time and you stop everything your doing to do spirit fingers
I may puke in class so I'm excited to see how that goes
Are you aware that you called me "Sexy clit lady" last night?
I'm so hungover I just peed on my hand and left it, didn't wash... Killin it in 2915
You tried crawling through the apartment window instead of going through the wide open door next to it
There's not really an emoticon that says "I'm sorry I honked your boobs, and that you weren't a fan of that."
i just wanna know who wrote "dibbz" on my ass?
You know your late night booty call was a huge fail when you go back to your car after it's over, and it's still warm.
Is it bad that I'm not at all bothered by the fact that to some people I'm simply known as the girl that takes her shirt off?
Still drunk, heading to class.
It's 3 a.m. Dude
Doesn't mean I'm not at my desk. Ill wait.
I cant tell you how much harder a belt makes hoeing
You kept saying, "please sir, can I have some more."
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