Bel-fucking-mar, this place has more popped collars than a Hollister catalog
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
Someone will be leaving this trip either pregnant or devastated.
Actually considered writing down one of the numbers on the bathroom stall. That's how much I miss vagina.
Has now officially visited every ER in this city in one semester.
She's like the Michael Jordan of alcoholism
Last thing I remember is beer bonging sangria. Dear God.
We found him wrapped up in a giant table umbrella in the bathroom.
You peed up the stairs in front of everyone then blamed it on the dog
Do you ever actually plan things? Or is it always drugs then whatever happens? I'm considering being worried about you
And I just want you to know I got myself into this mess. I gotta get myself out. Plus, don't you only need one kidney?
i think we watched the dark knight rises after you left but i might have passed out through most of it. I remember crying at the end though. sad tears then happy tears.
If muffins & morning blowjobs don't make him happy, frankly, I don't think anything will.
i showed up really high and was trying to not be,so in order to not seem high, i got plastered
I teamed up with my vagina. I compromised his morals and then she corrupted him for good. It’s been a very successful and slutty partnership
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