I can't watch pbs sober anymore
he had a TATTOO on his FACE. a tattoo on your face basically says "i've gone as far in society as i'd like to."
I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
I don't want the last thing I hear while alive to be Jesse's Girl
I HAVE MY OWN TITS FOR THAT AND I CAN GUARANTEE THAT THEYRE MORE GLORIOUS
He is the blood diamond of hook ups. You think you want it...but you don't
Sobered up midsex and just went with it. After he tried cuddling and I awkwardly rolled out of the bed to find someone on the floor, apparently it was his room so he got to listen.
Move ovrr Titanoc and all you others. Heres the real tale of woe. This ladys failed search for boozdy goodnezs.
yea sometimes its awkward. but when you're a straight bartender at a gay bar and everyone knows it, they all think that they can make me turn gay. its like oh yea dude that extra $20 tip makes me want to suck some dick now
Soooo you know how I said I was trying to be a rational adult? Well that led to me fucking a rational adult today.
the best part is that i get to keep the pot plants and he still has my name tattooed on his ass
How's moving going?
Uh, we're on the way to the store to buy more booze
“before I show up tits a blazing, what’s the sexual temperature here?“
Your cat ate my taco.
. . . I don't have a cat?
It was laying in your bed. Now it's hunting for more tacos.
Stupid Covid-19
The universal cock block of this decade
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