i already hear my dad disowning me
Last night is one of those stories you hear about on 20/20 right after they make a law banning 90% if what I did.
we better have passed that bar exam - i dont want to have to drink like this again
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
just heard a tri-delta girl talking about her drunken escapades last weekend...it's like the exact plotline to a hardcore porno.
he told me he's been faithful to his girlfriend and is gonna try to stay that way. challenge accepted.
I'd rather take 10 virginities than catch something. Right now I should be good, I mean the sex with Jake was so bad he can't possibly have an std
That boy has a whole ocean of crazy lying just beneath the surface waiting to rise up, he's like the tar sands of crazy
Reading an example in the GRE study book referencing Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles while wearing TMNT pajamas. *airfist*
omg please tell me you're eating pizza right now too.
Seriously, this apartment is covered in body glitter. This chick musta been a huuuuuge slut. How do you get it across every surface?
Do you have any forwarding contact info?
He hasn't responded in 6 hours and the last thing he sent me was a picture of 7 grams of coke. I'm getting kinda worried
So I bet a guy he could drink two irish car bombs faster than me and I lost. now he gets to name our first son. sory.
I ain't lettin her quit anyway. We don't fuck enough for her to meet the housewife requirements
its like i just tried to scrub the hangover off of me.
It was a successful conference for my sales and my sex life. Those are probably related
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