They have to be talking about me. I never heard that statement until I was born.
So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
if i see another status about New Moon, i'm gonna punch a baby
I just told a dude I hooked up with last night he was the pick of the litter.
He threw me out a window and then threw raw ground beef at us. Normally you'd hate someone for that, but that guy's great.
At one point I was giving him a handjob and I started singing Call Me Maybe
tell me there's a reason my bed smells like paint thinner
THIS TIME TOMORROW MY VAG IS GONNA BE BRAND SPANKING NEW.
His penis smells like laundry I just wanted to cuddle it
The condition was that I had to eat her out to Beethoven
I basically have the attention span of a ferret on meth when it comes to men
She referred to my balls as rotund and handsome
That's it. I'm moving to LA & sitting on his face.
I was totally going to fuck him and then his friend walked in brushing his teeth, whipped down his pants and started doing the windmill. Ultimate cock block
he was almost the father of your baby, you should let him take you to dinner
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