Come to the Burger King. We're waiting for you.
Stop being a whore!!! Everyone can see!!!!
They threw me out of the bar because I was arguing business ethics with the owner of th bar
There's always the 'not have sex with the drunk girl I just met at some party' option.
That was the plan but Tequila showed up at the party too.
Oh shit. There are penis maracas
Sounds like sex on a twister board.
An idea that is both hilarious and intriguing...
this night may include but is not limited to : police encounters, wild animals, stomach pumping, and waking up in a field
Today was my cousin's Kindergarten graduation. I happen to also think of it as a MILF convention.
Naw. I'm tired and I'd have to shave my legs. I doubt the sex or the company would be worth it.
Well after the shots I danced with a homeless guy, split my toe on broken glass, and had a 20 piece mcnugget. Who says postgrad life is boring.
Apparently I missed the "You may have to jack off a horse" part of the application.
The exact people you expect to find at a bar at 2pm are here. Come visit. We'd really like the company.
all I got out of honors convocation is I've hooked up with a lot of smart guys
Guy in my class today said, "I'm pretty sure you think about beer 95% of the time."
I'm not sure you count what happened last night as sex.
Randomize
