On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
would you object to me following you around all the time with a video camera and selling it to TV? Your life could make me millions.
Do you think the new Crest Whitestrips Advance Seal would stay on while I give him head? It would be great to knock out 2 things at once...
ya i vaguely remember microwaving a whole package of bacon for 20 minutes or so and then eating it all around 4am
do you think he would believe thats it not really my period, and that i ate a lot of licorice?
The smartest thing I've heard Obama do is call Kayne West a jackass
Currently standing on top of my parents leather couch with no pants on playing helicoptor with my penis. You?
the dude from the bar called to tell his mom about me immediately after we finished PLEASE COME GET ME
Had to crawl to the kitchen this morning cuz I was too hung over but really wanted fruity pebbles. yes. I ate fruity pebbles on the kitchen floor.
Sry I came all over your dress. Think of it as a Vegas souvenir.
Finally washing the shoe scuff marks off my front windshield :( bye bye memories
Dad was on the deck drinking straight bourbon. He stopped, puked on his feet, and then continued drinking and talking about compound interest.
he's dressing as a chick for halloween. of course i'm gonna make him get his legs professionally waxed. how is this even a question?
He said he cried as he watched porn yesterday; I'd say he's taking the break-up pretty bad....
We inadvertently arrived at the strip club on Bear Night. The dancers all look like young Santa Claus and there's a buffet....
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