I DID IT WITH MY SOCKS ON!
Dude, I just rear-ended a cab
Are you drunk?
A little...yes
Run!
Terrible brother advice.
I need to go to a fraternity... my boobs are telling me to.
for a minute I thought I needed to put on pants to go get a burrito, but then I remembered I'm in college
I'm like connect-the-dots of drunk. Whiskey, bourbon, vodka, rum, gin. The hidden picture is me faceplanting.
I just showed my tits to my brother on chatroulette. Could my life get any worse?
This lady in my dui class just asked what patron was. I feel like she doesn't belong here
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
You're a college freshman. Its your job to be pathetic. And drunk. But mostly pathetic
my friend thinks you're hot & wants to fuck you ps i'm my friend
You kept going up to guys in plaid and screaming "are you a lumberjack" in their faces
I actually just took 17 pictures of some guy at the gas station that needs to marry me now
Best walk of shame ever. Wearing a bright purple onesie, covered in smudged childrens make up, carrying my shoes and 1/4 sac of goon. I swear every house I walked past had an elderly couple watering their garden just to watch me
Yeah. We're taking this fuck buddy relationship to the next level. Sober weekday sex.
How do I stop your cat from bathing me? I'm afraid she'll get drunk off my sweat
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