Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
Maybe you should have studied instead of worrying about who is going to have sex with you
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
Using his name makes it all too personal. I refuse to get attached to this one. This is all about ass. He doesn't get a name.
I got woken up by a construction worker, turns out I was laying in a hallway, naked and wrapped in a matress pad. To answer your question no, I did not study for this test I got David Hasselhoff drunk
Some guy in lab is humming along to a Sara Barrilles song. Or maybe I'm just hearing the song echoing in his huge, gaping vagina.
I want to buy her liposuction. And a spot on What Not To Wear. And a face transplant.
She crossed her eyes and threw up into a glass while sitting at the bar. It was fifty shades of sketchy dude.
God I need to stop before there's a picture of my dick on my mom's phone.
I inhaled my own vomit, how was your night?
WHY DID YOU INVITE ALEX?!?
Because she offered to bring a keg.
And also because you fucked her in an alley last week and I'm trying to be a good friend.
& he told me that I give the best head ever.. like can I get that on a medal?
Let's not share with anyone else in the apartment of how we simultaneously peed in the kitchen sink last night.....
It was all like "my feathers evolved from scales of a reptile bitches!!" and I was all like "damn this chocolate milk is AWW SOOME!"
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