Whssdazt areerg yiu up to? U thijk ur lame!
read your last text- its a foreign language-im not ignoring you, easyyy
I sat a few seats down and one row behind a cute girl at the Cubs game today. Having watched her talk to the guy next to her, I found out only her name and age. I then used that information and pieced it together with over 500 girls on Facebook with the same name. I found the same girl, and we're now fbook friends.
if being a creepy fuck was an olympic sport, they'd think you were using performance enhancing drugs...
Just took my morning after pill in the library
He came all over my face... then said "YOU HAVE BEEN ROBBED!"
What's this douchebags name?
Rob...
The camp director doesn't care if we drink and i'm running the rifle range. Someone is going to get sued.
all of his pictures were taken on a library computer, how did you even consider fucking him?
Fell in the ditch running from the pizza guy I stole the pizza from. If you are still at my house come find me, pretty sure I need stitches.
He's like my sex unicorn. Elusive and majestic. I'll catch him, I'm baiting with patron.
think of it as grooming, as if he is my Kate Middleton and I'm grooming him to be a presentable princess
You were, but he disappeared after you said you wanted him to get you pregnant so you'd have a child by the time the Boy Meets World sequel starts
My boob is missing a layer of skin
Steve watched craig and I have sex from the top level of his cat tower this morning.
I'm gonna cum garlic butter
75% of the time I swipe right on Bumble for girls over 40 is because I think their 18 year old daughter is hot.
in fetal position in his closet not sure if he knows im here... hugging his spongebob cake pan i stole.... now please come find me..
Randomize
