so apparently telling her she could shit easier and therefore lose weight faster wasn't the best arguement for getting anal.
She was so loose she sounded like a jar of salsa. I didn't know that was even possible.
he found you with your pants down, trying to straddle the urinal. no one should have to see their sister like that. ever.
Its completely acceptable to go naked under my graduation gown right?
Some ppl might frown upon it but theyre prudes
If i want her back i know all i have to do is sleep with a specific handful of her closest friends. That method is tried and true.
BGSU move in weekend. Just passed a house w a beer pong table set up, ppl already playing, girls holding signs that say "son drop off". It's 10:30 am.
They should really start adding the average cost of day drinking to our cost analysis sheets. Does FAFSA cover this? No. It doesn't.
You will go out on a boat of flames filled with honor, sarcasm, and assholery, let me assure you.
Strip clubs it is bday boy. One condition. I am in full custody of your ID. I plan on being in no condition to coordinate rescue operations and we need to keep casualties to a minimum. You cannot be trusted.
Alright goddamnit. Can I bring my pirate hat?
I insist.
I'm making a date with someone on Playstation Home. That's how my sex life is going right now.
Brightest idea yet: lets drink enough at ladies-drink-free nights to make up for the cost of tampons. Breaking even on having vaginas!
he came to me for relationship advice and we ended up fucking in my backseat
You were peeing off the rooftop and told everyone sometimes you just gotta go
Hey now one little girl thought it was cool I was covered in blood. Apparently according to her Mom she wants to be a surgeon when she grows up
It really hurts to walk. Any idea what happened to my hip?
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