and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
I like to think that tonight was Jesus punishing James Cameron for his role in popularizing "My Heart Will Go On."
i mean, i stole her boyfriend and beat her snake score on facebook within 48 hours. not her week.
You told me to pour the Gatorade on you "like Flashdance"
I tried giving you a bj last night and all you could manage was "Haha that tickles" and "in the morning"
You played a drinking game to fat people crying. It's a long climb to the moral high ground, why bother?
I asked if I could borrow some condoms. She referred to herself as "a soup kitchen for whores".
My ultimate goal is to get laid wearing a horse mask... That would be awesome on all possible levels
It's truly amazing how much porn I can get in while my phones at 1% battery life.
He wore a t-shirt that had an arrow pointing to his crotch and "DO IT FOR THE VINE" on it.
At least he's honest about how long he'll last.
ugffhh I have work in 4 hours and have recieved zero sleep, seeing that I'm trapped in the arms of a snoring bear man. can't. breathe. lost in the forestry of his chest hair.
I’m mid 4sum and you’re sending me photos of your cat. We had very different evenings.
It was like I was gay for pay but except being gay I became straight and instead of for pay it was for coke.
They're doing CPR to someone in the middle of Victoria's Secret. Way to block the undies, damnit!
I can barely operate my hands; what makes you think I can operate my dick
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