We stole some shitttt from king sooper's. fuck yeaaa
what did you steal
frozen pizza, cat litter, and preperation H. not much different than my usual grocery list.
Had a 3 sum last night, and today food just taste better and the air seems so much fresher!
it's to the point where working 2 jobs this summer will absolutely not cover how much i will spend on alcohol next semester.
I NEED TO NOT REMEMBER THIS IN THE MORNING. He is our TEACHER.
Did I happen to mention where i left my keys when I drunk dialed you last night
He wore my sunglasses on his honeymoon..... so there's that.
You get drunk and try to bury your girlfriend in the sand JUST ONCE and all hell breaks loose
they wouldnt let me drive the convertible because i was in a bird suit :(
Remember when you fed me goldfish while I was -inside- of someone?
You tried to stop drinking but then she started feeding you tequila with a spoon. You were like an adorable baby bird.
Okay, the good news, found Jared, all IDs accounted for, Jack is meeting us at yours with your requested the delivery. The bad news: Lost Alice, banned from Stages, possibly fucked my TA in the bathroom.
Drunk me also decided it would be funny to change all the passwords on my computer last night. Now I can't log into anything.
For the love of god, if any of you are up, bring me pants.
We walked into the RA's room and he said "is that alcohol" and I screamed "IT'S WATER" and ran out and Vanessa slammed the door and started making out with him.
No. It's going to be "I'm mad that it took you so long to get over here" angry sex.
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