Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
epic walk of shame this morning involving 2 subway transfers. I need to start sexing locally.
He tried to pick up a girl by telling her about his homosexual experience in high school.
I had a dream last night that I had sex with Abe Lincoln. I must stop watching the History Channel before I go to bed.
I came home to burning cookies and him outside "tanning" naked.
He just wants an even tan
she added emergen-c to the bong-water bro, brilliant.
We sat on the porch laughing about hilarious the sunrise was. And that we can do drugs again in the morning, thank god
Look. You've gotta stop making this about you, and make it about my vagina.
The upside of a losing football weekend is that there are more sad frat boys willing to let loose their inner gay man.
Sup man, did you have a 3way this month if so it would be 3 for 3 for the house
I just stole a bunch of balloons from a birthday party and am giving one to each person at the bar.
Doing coke by yourself isn't as fun. Even when you're watching a James Franco movie.
I REMEMBER NUGGETS BEING THERE BUT WE WERE AT A TACO BELL
You were drunkenly dancing with a statue you affectionately referred to as "The Captain." I wasn't going to deny your happiness.
I just fell and sprained my ankle in the shower. No, I wasn't having sex. I was doing the time warp. Again.
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