I'm gonna have a badass scar
Take 3 tylenol pms and try to whack off before you pass out. It's impossible.
i mean you're really good at taking the morning after pill...so you could put that on your resume..
yeah, i think fast in a bad sitatuion and am able to react with appropriate measures
do you ever just like the smell of your farts?
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
He fucked a visibly pregnant girl. It doesn't get weirder than that.
It would be one hovered percent delicioui
His ankle bracelet went off in the middle of sex. That makes a girl reevaluate her life...
You're just horny.
Yea, and? I appreciate you as a person too if that helps.
She woke me up with an urgent call telling me she was rolling on Mollie and swimming in the ocean. I mean that's just great. If she drowns, I'll feel responsible.
I can't say "baby i'm to high to talk to you" in Starbucks.
So high I started crying because I was proud of Snoop Dogg for becoming Snoop Lion
Operation: pick up a lawyer was a resounding success. Commence operation: football mugshot weekend
I'll text you later. I think she thinks we're taking this whole "no sex" thing seriously.
I didn't even know this guy existed until he'd had his hands down my pants, so I just went with it.
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