He was all up on my grill like I was having a BBQ. I DONT EVEN KNOW HOW TO USE A GRILL.
there's just something about her that screams "i'm into chicks who wear flannel"
He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
I sat in the mc D drive thru and refused to move till the chick gave me her number
It was literally me in an evening gown and him in a tux with six bottles of Vodka at Jons.
And this was for your brother's Christening?
I woke up this morning next to a stack of saltines & a txt from u saying "do it." it took me a second to remember wat was going on
Now have a vodka water and get your shit together
I think my uterus is still laying in your bed somewhere under the covers.
This lumberjack with a huge beard is doing his group presentation in a dirty t shirt that says "I'm only 2 girls short of a threesome"
You've thrown off my entire schedule. Usually SATURDAYS are my "try to hide the jizz on my leggings" days
Body shots with my MILFs MILF!!
All I did was send my mom an ecard
She just asked what would happen if you put a vacuum in your butt and turned it on. These are our conversations.
We could have a classy candlelight sonic dinner with fireball cocktails if you leave now. Twat tickler centerpieces.
Hes done the math! Hes calculated how much sex it's going to take to fuck 365 miles. Now thats a little brother im proud of. New resolutions are a go!
I told him I was ready for another round and he said, "after this part." What guy chooses James Bond over pussy?!
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