There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
These guys are walking up and down the hallway yelling, "Yo, is this the floor with the unisex bathroom?"
i'll never see her again. i cant remember her last name. this is like cinderella except prince charming drank too much jameson and couldnt save a phone number properly
Did you really end last night's sexting with "Stay thirsty my friend"?
He passed out on the floor and you kept hitting him in the dick and screaming "hammer of justice".
I just noticed my teeth are no longer straight. Wondering if anyone had an explanation.
I will start puting down the plastic for the vom in our love chamber. If you want to be something or someone else for the night feel free. The theme is shit show.
I'm there.
Just pure bliss will emerge from Charles, my tranny bong.
Please tell me why your entire hallway smells like microwaved condoms.
you were wearing a pair of wings and handing out McDonalds apple pies, if anyone refers to you as the "Rave Fairy" you now know why.
THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
wow. there is a man who hates the post office more than me. he is causing a scene, this is a snapshot of elderly me.
just woke up on a lounge chair wearing a durag and holding burrito wrappers in my hands
Must've forgot to hang up with her when I was telling Josh I plan to pop champagne if I nail her tonight. She showed up with a bottle and said "only if we can toast it with Josh"
I found you laying in a field of grass near the trail I jog on in the morning like a drunken Bambi.
He lit my hand on fire and bought me chicken nuggets. I'm in love.
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