Let's hustle tonight so we can relax tomorrow
Perfect. Like where your heads at
By relax I mean have sex
i just wanna soil my oats bro
bad idea #53- masterbating while on period.
have u ever looked at the reflection of the water n watched the poop come out of u?
why can't you just be normal
For my job application I just put "community gardener- personal business" for my previous work experience in place of the neighborhood pot grower/distributor
he kept yelling THIS ISNT AMATEUR HOUR
he ate me out on his front porch at dawn. i orgasmed when the sun began to rise. most romantic morning booty call ever.
I'm pricing out a roll of that wax butcher paper. We fuck too messy and I can't afford to wash them every afternoon.
I just soaked a sugar cookie in nail polish remover to clean off my nails because I was too lazy to walk to the bathroom to get a cotton ball. Is this what rock bottom feels like?
I AM AT THE LOUNGE WHERE THEY FILMED THE LAP DANCE IN SHOWGIRLS....IT IS AMAZING
And how about the fact that the first time i really truly looked at a guy's dick was in my car. MY CAR. GODDAMNIT!!!
I brought an already opened bag of trail mix from home to snack on today. Some motherfucker ate all the m&ms out of it. I hate my roommates
dude igloo, 4 foot bong, and 3 grams of blue dream. will you be my eskimo buddy?
I just want to see you and express my feelings in a drunken manner, but in a sweet way like my english accent.
There's just something classy about smoking a blunt in a prom dress.
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