john hughes is dead. crushing any and all dreams of me ever being in an 80's john hughes film. bummer.
Everybody was literally kung fu fighting
Just used a champagne bottle to outline a trigonometric circle for math 104.. should i give up on life now or later?
I just bought 4 bottles of wine in sweats at 530 on a monday night. Fuck law school
Just took 4 secret shots in his bathroom to not remember him naked.
Welp I just blew a load probably the size of a small pond if not a lake
Who the fuck is this
Fair enough. I'm gonna finish off half a bottle of Brunettes in the shower anf relive the good ol' days. We need a reunion
Dude he was a used car salesman for his friends' penises. I know I have something here that's right for you!
I get that he's ugly and I deserve better but I will still beat up the girls he hangs out with.
Just woke up, shitty hungover, and realized that every article of clothing I slept in was backwards, bra included. Fuck you, gin. Fuck you.
So you get idea of what my night was like, I woke up this morning and the back of my head was orange
Well I walked the wrong way for a little bit and I don't remember if I fell asleep or not but I definitely laid down under the over pass for a while
Tequila ran out around 11 so she let them do body shots of chips and guacamole instead
I've been with my family a total of 20 minutes and I'm ready to go on a bender. This is going to be a long weekend.
Also, in case they didn’t tell you… there is a chicken living in your old room… so I would assume cleaning that is now on them
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