You were so hammed, you asked your buddy in Economics to plot a demand curve for Parmesan Cheese.
i just heard her through the wall saying "not on my face! NOT on my face!" then a scream and "I SAID NOT ON MY FACE!!!"...nice work dude.
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
Little boy scout stared at me with judgmental looks while I bought 3 bottles of liquor but refused to buy popcorn from him
This girl has a mullet weave. I missed oakland.
At some point I'd like to figure out how the weird kid from sociology ended up on my couch naked hugging what appears to be some sort of clothing....seriously it's creeping me out
I can't find my underwear or one of my shoes but he baked me cookies for breakfast.
As usual, I had to fight him for his car keys. Though this time he made it to the valet garage. All the Hispanic attendants gathered around and watched. Felt like I was in a cock fight.
Yeah even if I got stabbed it would be worth it
Honestly, if you can handle putting socks on you can handle a condom.
I feel like if anyone knew what an affection erection looked like it would be you
My boyfriend told me that I said I wanted to "feast on her vagina"... Glad I don't remember.
I don't think it counts as a booty call at 6:30 pm.
Im wearing black today mourning the orgasm i couldn't get this morning :(
the fact that your 21st birthday is also new years eve is pretty much a death sentence
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