just come out here and I will go home with you...
Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
I'm pretty sure she sent a group text out saying that I was the one to get with her last night and sorry to everyone who didnt make it.
Honestly it was an honor just to be nominated.
The more my room-mate speaks, the more I notice that she was home schooled.
Plus apparently whenever one of her friends loses their virginity they get a party with a funfetti cake which I found funny
I would describe it as pure and unadulterated shock, mixed with horror and a touch of nausea.
Long labias. Talking about. Too drunk to explain. Tomorrow.
You came out of the bathroom, said "I'M DRUNK BUT I REMEMBERED TO WASH MY HANDS!" and then insisted that she smell them.
im swimming of confusion and bacardi. where do i go from herrrrrre
Heard in class today that they replaced our carpet in last years apartment because they couldn't get the smell out, dude we smoked way to much pot last year.
I was wondering, is there any way to hook up a lawn hose to a keg?
I feel like one thing if I have going for me is that my bed looks like a nice place to have sex
Same encounter she body slammed me to the floor and than humped me
her nickname was handjob. I knew what i was getting into.
It’s just a penis. It’s like every other penis except it’s not the one you’re married to. Ride it or don’t ride it, but don’t agonize about it
Your not going to hell because you need some strange and the neighbor noticed you look damn good in a bikini
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