We stole some shitttt from king sooper's. fuck yeaaa
what did you steal
frozen pizza, cat litter, and preperation H. not much different than my usual grocery list.
Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
Man THE POSTAL SERVICE is awesome when I'm high..... But they suck when I'm sober.
Note: fake nails and fingering anus.... Not a good idea
I left my toothbrush at her house. This is getting way too serious for me.
I heard from anne today. She has a broken collarbone and is knocked up. Apparently florida is awesome
I think winning the long island race means you lose at life
Eating this pizza pocket is like eating out god
I plan on drinking enough to kill at least 2 frat boys and make an aa meeting weep for joy
Sounds good. Look at us. Planning sex like proper adults.
I'm too socially awkward and sexually frustrated to get through this evening sober.
Alvin just won tickets on the radio. I guess he's out of jail.
I got dropped off at my house at like 1030. Woke up hugging a street cat I've never seen before. Ended up drinking 260 oz of beer. 65 types. Then went out after blehhhhhh
When I met you, I was just like "who the fuck is this drunk chick throwing up on my bed?" But I'm glad we're friends now
He talked me out going to the bar. No one ever talks me out going to the bar..this is fucking love.
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