Can Purell be used as lube?
So we made editble underwear with fruit roll ups and fruit by the foot
So Jesus turned water into wine. So what? I once turned a whole student loan into natty light. Your move holy man.
her dad is making me watch Glen Beck, i only agreed because i penetrated his daughter earlier.
And i laid in the yard with carrots on my chest cause i wanted a bunny
my whole body is tingling just thinking about the orgasm hes going to give me
hey, haven't seen your testicles in a while...you 3 still alive?
I'm a little nervous about this St. Patty's Day party. Seriously, we're still finding stuff from the Halloween party.
It feels kinda weird thanking you for sucking my dick, but I just don't know what else to do right now
In other news, I apparently ate my retainers while rolling last night.
You chugged 6 beers in a row and then outed your boss at a party last night.
Let's buy some Wrangler jeans and be real live men.
I woke up with a bunch of jolly ranchers and an eight ball in my purse. Successful
I threw up soo much that I started crying. Then his grandma randomly came in and started rubbing my back...
uh why is my bathtub filled with kool aid? or is that blood?
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