yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
How do you feel about the band name "O'labia Newton John"??
There is something depressing about eating toast in a dark living room by myself using a paper plate that says: "Let's Party!"
Haha its ok. When we got back you sat in the car and attempted to tell me in sign language you were blacked out lol
As added birth control I warned him that if he knocked me up tonight I would name the baby Truck.
You asked me to pick a color between pink and purple, and I said orange; you told me, "okay, that's a truth question". Then you asked if I had ever deep-throated a cupcake...I didn't even know what to say.
They're fighting and it sounds intense. Cross your fingers for their demise
Toss in some raw meat and play heavy metal music. It will insight violence.
I couldn't think of the word "bath" so instead I told him I was marinating in soapy water
Also, you should've bet on Team Liver.
We won.
USA USA USA
Where are you and why are you fighting with a bird?
He sends me pictures of his dogs and I send him my tits, it's a win win situation
There's a 50-50 shot that I will wake up with an ass tattoo tomorrow.
Sometimes in life you just have to realize the security deposit isn't worth it.
He showed me a picture of his family on Instagram and his dad was my Sugar Daddy. ABORT.
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